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Eto na ang pinaka walanghiyang banat:

"Miss may baril ka ba?

Patira naman kahit isang putok lang..."


*************************************************************************************************************Ina: Anak matalino ka daw sa math sabi ng titser mo
Anak: Opo
Ina: sige kunwari binigyan kita ng 5 apples and 3 grapes. Ano ang sago mo?
Anak: Thank you po!!!

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Ilang beses ka man maligo
at uminom ng tubig
buksan mo man ang aircon
ion mo man ang electric fan
eh kung katabi mo naman ako?

Talagang magiinit ka!!!

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Huwag kang iiyak kapag iniwan ka niya!!
Wag mong sisirain buhay mo kung wala na siya
Ni wag mo siya habulin kapag umalis siya
Sabihin mo lang:

"Di umalis ka!!! gusto mo tulak pa kita?"

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Isang probinsyano nagrent ng room sa hotel

Prob: alam ko probinsyano lang ako kaya wag mo akong lokohin! bakit ganito room ko?
Maliit!! walang kama at bintana!! mahal na mahal ng binayad ko tapos ganito lang??

Roomboy: Sir nasa elevator pa lang tayo.. Huwag kang excited!!!

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"Rape is  not a crime...


its just a surprise SEX

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Bakit kelangan mo pa ng relo

Kung handa naman akong ibigay lahat ng oras ko sau?

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Mike: bakit lumaki ang paa ni Amy?
Jun:Sinipa yung punso
Mike:Bakit lumaki ang nguso ni Fee?
Jun: diruan yung punso. O san ka pupunta pare?
Mike: iihi sa punso!!!

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Student life is hard...
full of problems
puyat
pagod
and when you feel you cant do it anymore
Stand up
be confident to say...

"Mam...

Fuck You!!!

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Nene: nay pinatambling ako kanina sa school
Nanay: gaga!! gusto lang nila makita panty mo!!!
Nene: Alam ko!!! kaya nga tinago sa bag yung panty ko eh..

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