Vice Ganda jokes are one of the hottest searches on the internet. A lot of people especially teens want it so bad for their facebook status or to send to their friends. Some want it for entertainment or just to smile or laugh. Enjoy these Vice Ganda Quotes that I have searched throughout the internet. You are so free to copy and share these quotes. Enjoy!

This is not a text message or a quotation from a famous artist etc. We are doing this for the sake of BC Bloggers. This is a group of awesome bloggers who will be linking their blogs with one another. This is for one purpose: To have a wider exposure of your blogs.

If you want to learn something about it, visit the blog of the founder of BC Bloggers. If you want to learn something about it, visit pinoy chismoso's tribute for BC Bloggers! *grin*

Let's take a break with tagalog cheesy pickup lines for awhile and take time to find textmates. Are you looking for a smart, globe or sun textmate? Then you must get one on my friend's blog that enables everyone to post there numbers and display there for future textmates. So what are you waiting for? Text mo me na! :P

Boy Pick Up is indeed popular nowadays which means Bubble Gang really rules every Friday night! Too bad I can't watch it! I can't find more boy pick up lines and quotes so I just only had 3. But do not worry because I will surely update this page as soon as I get enough quotes and lines from Boy pick up of Bubble Gang!


Boy Pick-up: Gusto mo makakita ng magic?
Girl: Magic? Oo! Oo!
Boy Pick-up: ... That's nice ...

Boy Pickup: Hindi ikaw yung taong tipong sinasaktan
Girl: Bakit?
Boy Pickup: Dahil matamis ang Champorado!

Boy Dahon: Ikaw yung tipong hindi ini-small.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy Dahon: Dahil ikaw yung tipong inii-BIG!

If you know Boy pick up lines or quotes you can send it here and I will post it along with your name. :)

Another way to communicate with style is by sending these cheesy pickup lines with your friends and loved ones. Being cheesy or corny is not a sin so you are 100% free to disseminate the awesomeness of these tagalog cheesy pickup lines.

Geometry ba ang favorite subject mo? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang ganda mo eh.

Bastos ka din eh no? pano naman kasi, basta basta ka nalang pumapasok sa puso ko.

Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita? Hinde, kasi lagi kita mamimiss.

Yosi vendor ka ba? Kasi you give me HOPE and MORE!

ako’y isang exam kaya sgutin mo n ako

Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako eh di MATCH tayo..

Miss may mapa ka b dyan? Para alm ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.

Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita... feeling ko.. "LUCKY ME"

More tagalog cheesy pickup lines to come this September so stay tuned! ;)

Have fun and send these cute and funny cheesy pickup lines with your friends or crushes. Make them smile or even laugh by using these corny pickup lines. If you think that romance is overrated these days then make a difference! Be hilarious!

 I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

If you were a booger I would pick you first.

 I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

"If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!"

Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 

i’m not feeling myself ltely, perhaps i should feel someone else 

I also have a tagalog pickup lines collection here on my blog. You might want to visit it.

Stay tuned for upcoming cheesy pickup lines 2011 because there will be more to come only here on Textmates Ko!

I have been searching for a good facebook status when I stumbled to this website that has a great collection of tagalog pickup lines and they are all funny and cute. Although some of them are over rated because of the movie my amnesia girl.

FREEZER ka ba ???
- tinitigasan kasi ako sa yo e !!

Ang kapal naman ng mukha mo!!
di pa nga tayo magkakilala pumasok ka na sa puso ko

Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sa iyo lang iikot ang mundo ko.

Album ka ba? Kasi single ako.

Steady ka ba? Gusto kitang galawin eh.

Feeling mo ba may kulang sa buhay mo? Baka AKO yun!

Miss,
Alam mo ba, sa lahat ng salita IKAW ang pinakagusto ko! :">

BOY: hey pupunta pa ba ako sa inyo?
GURL: ha bkt? ano meron?
BOY: ay cge dederetso na lng ako sa puso mo 

I will be adding more tagalog pickup lines soon. Maybe I will also mix some cheesy pickup lines.


I am sure we are all excited for the end of ramadan or also known as Eid Ul Fitr! This will be the day where Muslims from all over the globe will end their sacrifices to have a clean soul. So why don't you send this Eid Ul Fitr Quotes and Text Messages to your loved ones? Greet them with these End of Ramdan english greetings via sms!

A Special Wish For A Wonderful Friend On,
" E I D - U L - F I T A R "
May U Find Success In All Endeavors..
May U Find Happiness In Whatever U Do..
May ALLAH Blessings Be Always With U.. !!
*_* ( H A P P Y ) ( E I D ) ( D A Y ) *_*

U fasted,u prayed,
U been good 4 a whole 30 days.
So ur merciful ALLAH gave u a sign,
Out came the moon 2 say come celebrate..
Happy Eid Mubarak

Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of allah
Peace,love,joy & good health behind
shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan Mubarak

No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day.
Eid Mubarik.


Eid ul-Fitr is the end of Ramadan and it means that it will also be the end of fasting or feasting of our Muslim brothers and sisters from all over the world. It also means that after Eid ul fitr, new life will also burst as a result of their sacrifices. Sins are all washed away. I have searched for Eid ul-fitr english quotes for your friends and loved ones. You are free to copy and send it via text message or emails.


Hold to forgiveness, command what is right; but turn away from the ignorant. [7:199]


Have patience with what they say, and leaves them with noble (dignity). [73:10]


And the servants of Allah . . . are those who walked on the earth in humility, and when the ignorant address them, they say 'Peace' [25:63] 


Allah is with those who restrain themselves. [16: 128]


The recompense for an injury is an injury equal thereto: but if a person forgets and makes reconciliation, his reward is due from Allah." [62:40]


Whoever kills another one without justifiable cause, surely he is killing all of humanity. And whoever saves the life of another one, surely he saves the lives of all of humanity. [Sura Al Ma'aidah: Ayah 32]


"I put my trust in Allah, my Lord and your Lord! There is not a moving creature, but He has a grasp of its forelock. Verily, my Lord is on the straight path. (The truth)" [11:55-56]


This week's theme of Textmatesko is all about pinoy cheesy pick up lines! I know that alot of peeps out there are looking for unique pinoy cheesy pick up lines until now. So here is the first blow of my pinoy cheesy pick up lines!

It's been a while right? Now, due to insistent public demand, I will resurrect this blog from stagnation, I am gonna update you guys with free sms, quotes for your friends and loved ones. I cannot wait to update this blog! Thanks to the people who keep on visiting on this blog with only 13 posts. LAME! :) So let us get started!

Textmatesko is officially back!

Kyle xy is a cool tv show by ABC company but they cancelled it because they said that it is not attracting viewers anymore. But a lot of people are still searching for this keyword. As a tribute, I will be posting Kyle xy quotes or kyle xy text message.

People who have the most to offer usually believe in themselves the least.

There's a reason why people say we shouldn't expect too much,no one wants to see someone they care about end up disappointed.We instinctively act to protect our own from being hurt, and do what we can to make the right choices for people we love.But the reason we have expectations in the first place, is because we want to aim as high as we can. Because when you love someone, there's no limit to what you can accomplish.

Yo, let's get some juice down here! Sup? Everyone taking stupid pills around here? Juice me!
 
Josh: Not all of us have your brain power dude.
Kyle: Then you can't afford to waste any, can you?

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Looking for pinoy cheesy pick up lines for your love ones? Filipino are really awesome because they made this pinoy cheesy pick up lines just for pinoys like us. Copy and send this pinoy cheesy pick up lines to your friends and love ones. This is not your old pinoy cheesy pick up lines rather this is the new one!

Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.

I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.

Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.

Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.

Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!

You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.

Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.

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First of all, Happy Birthday!:) Don't forget to send this Birthday Text Messages sms to your love ones! Make them happy and make them smile today. Because today is the most special day of their lives! This Birthday sms Greetings are brought to you by Textmates Ko.

Birthday Wishes One Liner

A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Not just a year older, but a year better.

Birthday Greetings and Birthday Text Messages

Hope your birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true!

May your special day be filled with memories and flowers, friendship and happy hours.

You were born to party.

Hope you have the greatest Birthday ever!

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Send this Birthday Greetings|Birthday Qoutes| Birthday Text Messages to your love ones. Happy Birthday to you!

 One today is worth two tomorrows! Happy Birthday Friend!

Enjoy this funny pakistani jokes and funny jokes in Urdu language. Copy them and send this funny jokes to your friends.

Copy this friendship quotations or friendship text messages and send them to your best friends out there. Give them a smile and send them a simple hi.

There’s no substitute for a
friend.
None.
No one.
Nada.
Not even chocolate.

Emo Text Messages and Emo quotes in English


"The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else in return."

"Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, cause I might do something crazy like believe it."

"It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does."

"Just live and breathe
And try not to die again."

Love is in the air. And I would like to share my collection of the sweetest quotations and the most romantic Text messages this Valentine's Day. Copy this valentine's day quotes and send them to your love ones now.

My lips want to kiss you. My eyes want to see you. My hands want to touch you. Every part of me wants you, maybe, because I was made just for you! Happy Valentimes Day!

Pinoy pick up lines tagalog are really the best! They can be used as an instrument to make girls say WOW! This lines are the best "pambanat sa nililigawan". So this is my own list of pinoy cheesy pick up lines. Brought to you by Textmates Ko.

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